driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
sometimes i see horribly misspelled words on facebook and completely forget that they are not even being ironic some are just really illiterate
when you accidentally bump into the president
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
my goal is to watch so many more movies so i understand every reference ever